Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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