I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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