Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I need a beard to bite.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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