I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize