I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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