I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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