OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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