You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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