i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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