I skipped work to stalk him.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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