this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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