dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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