whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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