Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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