Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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