just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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