the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Alive.
So much puke
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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