Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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