Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Randomize