I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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