i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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