Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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