you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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