margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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