I cockslap morals
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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