haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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