i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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