Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The beer is more important than you right now.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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