i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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