It's like a parade of train wrecks.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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