She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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