why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I died a long time ago.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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