I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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