what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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