Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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