i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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