Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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