nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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