We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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