just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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