Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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