Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the night ended with taco bell and tears
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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