some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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