I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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