actually, I'm a sock model
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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