Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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