my vag is so smooth its legendary
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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