Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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