i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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