maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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